– Uh... Nate?
– Er... yes, Seth?
– What's going on here? Who 'dis lady?
– Umm... well...
– Umm... well...
– 'Dis lady not mommy, yet something strangely familiar here.
– No, she not mommy. She gives pretty good cuddles tho'.
– I have to say I is most vexed 'bout 'dis non-mommy person. Is like someone I met long, long time ago but can't quite place.
– You have to admit she smell kind of nice too.
– Yes, OK. Smells good and cuddles is pretty good too. You got a point, Nate?
– *giggle* Hi everyone! I is playing a joke on Seth. I know who 'dis nice lady is the whole time.
– OK. What is going on here?
– I'm sure I doesn't know what you mean. 'Dis not seem perfectly normal to you?
– 'Dis thing here. With the hands! And the feet!! And...
– And?
– Hey, wait a minute...
– ... it's Gamma Rita everyone! I can't believe you not figure 'dis one out Nate. And now that I solve the mystery all by myself I can finally say "Hi everyone!" just like old times. So here goes... Hi everyone! It's us – and it's Gamma Rita too!
– *sigh* You is crackerjack sleuth alright.
- L.
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