A Fart Joke

Seth: Mommy go to the store and get a new dresser.

Nate: And noodles.

Seth: And maybe some farts.

Me: You guys think we can get everything at the store, but I'm pretty sure there isn't a store where we can get a dresser and noodles AND farts. 

 

• • • • • • • insert long, thoughtful pause • • • • • • • 

Seth: Maybe Wal-Mart.

When I stopped laughing long enough to speak, I conceded.

If you're ever in a crunch and need a dresser and noodles AND farts all at the same time, I'm pretty sure that is exactly the right store to be at.

- L.