– Oh hi everyone. It's me, Seth. Mommy and me has big debate this morning and I needs you to settle score.
– I say it perfectly reasonable to stack leftover bananas on your head when you is done with breakfast.
– Mommy, of course, say that food belong on plates or in tummies. She has narrow viewpoint that way (like mommies often does).
– What do you think everyone? I make cute wide-eyed face here so you say I is right, but voting is in the poll* to your left to keep things fair.